Futurama quotes

Это из первых пяти сезонов.

• You gotta do, what you gotta do.

• If anyone asks, you are my debugger.

• From now on I’m gonna bend what I want, when I want, who I want. I am unstoppable!

• - Wait! - No, thanks!

• Do I look like the guy who is not lazy?

• It’s just like making love! You know… Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.

• Oh dear! I really oughta do something! But… I’m already in my pyjamas. Hrrrr…

• Would you kindly shut your noise hole?

• Everybody is a jerk… you, me, this jerk. That’s my philosophy.

• Hey, sexy mama! Wanna kill some humans?

• It’s got a TV, you young… what you call it?… Idiot!

• - Man, it’s a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years I feel like I’m home! - Yeah! It’s gonna be fun on a bun!

• 10 HOME 20 SWEET 30 GOTO 10

• I need alcohol to power up my batteries.

• - Is he objecting or backing up? - Looks like both…

• Don’t girl me with that girl stuff.

• What I don’t do is not your business.

• If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low iq or an explosive violent temper, of course you’re gonna be lonely.

• - Last night was a mistake. - A sexy mistake.

• He is pending for a bending!

• Can’t you ask a little more sexfully?

• Walk like robots, talk like robots and, if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.

• - Halt! Be you robot or human? - Robot we be. - Ah, Yup! Just two robots out robotting it up!

• - My friend and I have to go perform some mindless repetitive tasks. - Huha! Sounds like a romantic evening! ;)

• I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs! Behold!

• Ask about our generous brutality settlements.

• Toodleoo, dumbass.

• Thank you and good night!

• You touched me in ways I’ve never been touched before.

• Royal unisex robe.

• I’m gonna drink till I reboot.

• - Good morning, Bender! - None of your business! Get off my back!

• In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb.

• Those girls don’t wear cases! You can see their bare ciruits!

• - Let’s just say we’ve crossed paths… - Was that before or after you slept with him?

• Take it (hand) off (my shoulder) or I’ll break it off.

• I’m not actually rich. I’m a fraud, a poor, lazy, sexy fraud.

• I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sencerity simulator.

• I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three’s Company.

• One day you’ll share your love again, after all, it’s shareware.

• Yeah! And the crowd goes wild! What prize do I get? Cash?

• What day is today? It’s Niblers birthday! What a day for a birthday! Let’s all have some cake! And you smell like one two!

• I’ll make you a cake you’ll never forget!

• NOT Y3K COMPIANT.

• All I know is that my God says “Maybe”.

• If I don’t survive, tell my wife hello.

• - What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere! And I thought I saw a two… - It was just a dream, Bender. There’s no such thing as two.

• Fool me seven times - shame on you. Fool me eight or more times - shame on me.

• - Maybe he has a parasite? - Maybe he is a parasite?!

• There’s no problem. You are just heavy with male jelly.

• A chaotic time, when his behaviour is dictated by the tiny brain in his rump.

• I used to hang out here as a larva.

• - Ok. You are on a date. What’s the first thing you do? - Ask her to mate with me.

• It’s all so comlicated with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies!

• - Is it love, when you care about the female for reasons beyond mating? - Nope, must be some weird alien emotion.

• For the first time in my life I think I have stolen enough.

• Everytime something good happens to me you say it’s some kind of madness. Or that i’m drunk. Or ate too much candy.

• He may have ocean madness, but that’s no excuse for ocean rudeness!

• Loitering permitted, but be reasonable.

• Thousands dead, none injured.

• This sequence of words I said made perfect sense.

• Oh God, she is stuck in an infinite loop and he is an idiot.