Futurama quotes

Feb. 3, 2013, 11:54 p.m.

Это из первых пяти сезонов.

  • You gotta do, what you gotta do.

  • If anyone asks, you are my debugger.

  • From now on I'm gonna bend what I want, when I want, who I want. I am unstoppable!

  • - Wait!
    - No, thanks!

  • Do I look like the guy who is not lazy?

  • It's just like making love! You know... Left, down, rotate 62 degrees, engage rotor.

  • Oh dear! I really oughta do something! But... I'm already in my pyjamas. Hrrrr...

  • Would you kindly shut your noise hole?

  • Everybody is a jerk... you, me, this jerk. That's my philosophy.

  • Hey, sexy mama! Wanna kill some humans?

  • It's got a TV, you young... what you call it?... Idiot!

  • - Man, it's a total sty! For the first time in a thousand years I feel like I'm home!
    - Yeah! It's gonna be fun on a bun!

  • 10 HOME
    20 SWEET
    30 GOTO 10

  • I need alcohol to power up my batteries.

  • - Is he objecting or backing up?
    - Looks like both...

  • Don't girl me with that girl stuff.

  • What I don't do is not your business.

  • If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low iq or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely.

  • - Last night was a mistake.
    - A sexy mistake.

  • He is pending for a bending!

  • Can't you ask a little more sexfully?

  • Walk like robots, talk like robots and, if necessary, solve complex differential equations like robots.

  • - Halt! Be you robot or human?
    - Robot we be.
    - Ah, Yup! Just two robots out robotting it up!

  • - My friend and I have to go perform some mindless repetitive tasks.
    - Huha! Sounds like a romantic evening! ;)

  • I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs! Behold!

  • Ask about our generous brutality settlements.

  • Toodleoo, dumbass.

  • Thank you and good night!

  • You touched me in ways I've never been touched before.

  • Royal unisex robe.

  • I'm gonna drink till I reboot.

  • - Good morning, Bender!
    - None of your business! Get off my back!

  • In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb.

  • Those girls don't wear cases! You can see their bare ciruits!

  • - Let's just say we've crossed paths...
    - Was that before or after you slept with him?

  • Take it (hand) off (my shoulder) or I'll break it off.

  • I'm not actually rich. I'm a fraud, a poor, lazy, sexy fraud.

  • I love you for your artificial intelligence and your sencerity simulator.

  • I learned how to handle delicate social situations from a little show called Three's Company.

  • One day you'll share your love again, after all, it's shareware.

  • Yeah! And the crowd goes wild! What prize do I get? Cash?

  • What day is today?
    It's Niblers birthday!
    What a day for a birthday!
    Let's all have some cake!
    And you smell like one two!

  • I'll make you a cake you'll never forget!


  • All I know is that my God says "Maybe".

  • If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

  • - What an awful dream! Ones and zeros everywhere! And I thought I saw a two...
    - It was just a dream, Bender. There's no such thing as two.

  • Fool me seven times - shame on you. Fool me eight or more times - shame on me.

  • - Maybe he has a parasite?
    - Maybe he is a parasite?!

  • There's no problem. You are just heavy with male jelly.

  • A chaotic time, when his behaviour is dictated by the tiny brain in his rump.

  • I used to hang out here as a larva.

  • - Ok. You are on a date. What's the first thing you do?
    - Ask her to mate with me.

  • It's all so comlicated with the flowers, and the romance, and the lies upon lies!

  • - Is it love, when you care about the female for reasons beyond mating?
    - Nope, must be some weird alien emotion.

  • For the first time in my life I think I have stolen enough.

  • Everytime something good happens to me you say it's some kind of madness. Or that i'm drunk. Or ate too much candy.

  • He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness!

  • Loitering permitted, but be reasonable.

  • Thousands dead, none injured.

  • This sequence of words I said made perfect sense.

  • Oh God, she is stuck in an infinite loop and he is an idiot.

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